♥ C3mp@ka B|rU ♥

...they say, freedom of expression.....

BRAIN TUMOR
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean : Because that proves that I have a brain!

DEATH OF HIS MOTHER
Mr. Bean :(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend : condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend : what now?
Mr. Bean : my sister just called, her mom died too!

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean : 9

Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!